Do you have a “Cardinal Rule?”
I do and I broke mine today. How? I went to the mall.
You see, it’s the week before
Thanksgiving. That means it’s after October 15, my “drop-dead-last-day-in-a-mall-before-Christmas”
Cardinal Rule.
I don’t do last-minute
Christmas shopping. I shop a great deal online, which means much of my shopping
is done before fall begins. We also frequent craft shows,
antique stores and
festivals, all of which are in abundance in south central Pennsylvania. Plus,
we celebrate “Boxing Day” (December 26) thanks to my fiancĂ©’s Anglophile
perspective on life. Shopping for all sorts of presents begins the day after
Christmas. You should only HOPE to get the deals we get!
So why did I chose to title
this week’s blog, “Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding?” You have endured my three
paragraph, “get-to-the-point, Terry!” set-up – a minimum requirement I’ve set when
I’m sleep-deprived, had too much caffeine and some ADHD has kicked in – so you
deserve the answer! Two words:
SALVATION ARMY
Really? November 20th
and the bell ringers have to be out already? I mean the mall isn’t even
decorated for Christmas yet. Seriously?
ARGHHH … another Christmas
holiday has arrived, regardless of what the calendar says, and “BINGO!” – all the
things I still need and want to do before the holiday arrives comes flooding
into my little brain, causing me a mini-minor scheduling meltdown.
Do you ever feel that way? You’re
cruising along in life, having a delightful day, feeling like you have the tiger
by the tail and the world is your oyster, and THEN it happens! You remember you
were supposed to do something (like write a major article whose deadline is ten
days away); you’re having guests for dinner and the food you were supposed to
lay out to thaw is still in the deep freeze; or, you answer a call to find out
that a friend has been waiting for the last hour for you to show up for lunch.
You get the idea.
I don’t know what might cause
you to have these “Shut-The-Front-Door” moments, but I can tell you how it
usually is for me. Normally when stuff like this happens I find that I have
scheduled so many things to do, or that I am so overwhelmed with worry about a
situation, that my mind just plain stops working.
I can’t find my keys – probably
a good idea since the last place I should be at a time like that is behind the
wheel of a vehicle. I forget to feed the fish. I forget to feed Terry. I simply
stop remembering what I’m supposed to be doing and find my mind off on an
Australian-style walkabout. While amusing to others it can be most annoying to
me.
There is another reason I felt the
way I did earlier today with the bell ringer. It’s completely and totally
ego-related. I don’t recall giving my consent for the Salvation Army to set up
this week (not that they’ve asked in the past, mind you), and since they did so
without any warning (HOW RUDE!), I was literally forced into the realization
that Christmas is closer than I thought.
Now isn’t that just silly? I
mean it’s not like it’s Easter or Hanukah that changes every year according to
the lunar calendar. There it is, right there, smack dab on December 25, every
year, year after year. Amazing how that works, non?
I hope you’re relating to this.
Quite frankly, I’d hate to think I was the only person in the world who has ever
has this type of thing happen to them. The way I deal with ego meltdowns is to
laugh. That probably annoys the dickens out of my ego, but I’m not going to
lose sleep over that. If you find you are a little surprised by events, the
actions of others, or just something that doesn’t fit your pictures, might you
be willing to try that? Just laugh. I mean have a good, old fashioned belly
laugh. You’d be amazed at how well this works.
I mean, compared to world
peace, how important are our problems or upsets anyway?
In Spirit, Truth and
Playfulness (and laughter!)
Terry